a little insight... and review #2

These few days there's quite a lot of hype about "hard gay", this guy in Japan going around doing impossible things, getting his way and making a lot of laughs while he's doing it. and his dry-humping everything doesn't help either >_>... actually, I'd watched it some time ago, when I talked about it then, nobody could relate, and now that everyone's hped up about it, I've put it behind me already. Go figure, eh?

Actually i can attribute his success to the Japanese's "tolerant" attitude as well as their resistance the sexual-related themes. Seriously, Japan seems to be one big playground for fanboys... I've got quite a lot of tales to tell.

Anyone ever been in a Japanese school (preferably elementary) please confirm the existance of the "kancho". Apparently these kids are into a sport of creeping up on people, putting their index fingers together and uh... shoving up someone's butt. not nice, but apparently it's "natural" and they enjoy it. must make for an interesting experience if you're actually there, hey?

and their arcade machines... there was this report I think three years ago that said some company managed to develop the "raping machine" and it's quite popular, apparently. basically, there's this glove you put your hand into, much like some of those arcade machiens where you're supposed to wear a boxing glove and punch something. but this glove is quite different. for one, it has got a middle finger sticking out, for two, there's nothing to punch, but there is a hole in the panel where the glove fits... i think you peope reading this should have a pretty good idea of what's going to happen next -.-" while uh, pushing your glove in that *thing* you get to see an on-screen display of someone getting raped... -.-" WOW! SO EXCITING >_< don't even get me started to the "jacking machine" that was invented a couple of years later...

and of course, it seems molestation cases are the norm too... if you've ever been on the rail system, you'll understand how packed the trains are, especially during rush hours. the fact that they have to employ people to pack passengers in during these periods tell you the extent of it, if you don't already have a full picture of the situation. so we have sardine-a-la-homo-sapien, and it's literally impossible to figure out who's who. and if you can match someone's feet to their arms to their face, you can best the monkey god at detection =D so it's under these circumstances that many people suddenly feel a hand uh... going where it's not supposed to go, and it's not on occasion, either, apparently it's a daily occurance! which brings me to my first H-title M18 review:

G-Spot Express

ok when i first got the title, something tells me this isn't going to be pretty. not that the M-18 label was prominant or anything, but the title itself sounds fishy enough. and i wasn't wrong. boy was i not.

Storyline: H-title... do you expect a solid storyline? while there are one or two which DO have a decent one, those are few and far between, and when you get one, treasure it. it may be worth million in time to come! this storyline was uber-lame... well it was a change from the school-teacher/student thing or the doctor/nurse thing but still! you have this guy that takes the train everyday for the sole purpose of molesting women, playing jackpots and molesting women again? where's the sense? there's one thing i can give it credit for though, and that it flows, at least. you don't have uh... mature scenes thrown at you any old-how, there's a beginning and an end, although i think people who watch this wouldn't be too interested in that anyway -.-"

Music/ graphics: the graphics are quite crisp and clear, and that may or may not be a good thing when it comes to titles like this. i mean, do you really want to see a high-quality video of someone peeing? eewwww... no music, which is the norm. i shudder to imagine austin power's "she's go the power" in the middle of *some* scenes...

Characters: we have one main character (the molestor) and you see him picking of his victims one at a time. and this guy is skilled... i really shouldn't be saying that but i hae to admit it. Tell me someone else who can make others uh... "hit their peak" and i'll rethink my statement. however, that's all we know about him, other than that he's also a master at jackpot machines. the rest of the cast aren't noticable, well you get introduced to his victims and the wayside "molestation gang" but nothing much is said about either. well... what do you expect out of 2-3 episodes, especially since they have to stuff it full of *those* scenes at the same time? who cares about character development when you pick up a title like this?

Conclusion: if you're a rabid H-fan, go ahead and pick it up, the sound quality and graphic quality is quite superb. but stay the heck away from me. otherwise, don't even go there.